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			<title>Praise the Lord</title>
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			<description>Praise The lord



There was a little old lady who would come out every morning on the steps of her front porch, raise her arms to the sky and shout, &quot;Praise the Lord!&quot; 

 

Well, one day an atheist moved into the house next door. Over time, he became irritated at the little old lady. So every morning he would step out onto his front porch and yell after her, &quot;There is no Lord!&quot; 

 

Time passes with the two of them carrying on this way every day. Then one morning in  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:11:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK</title>
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			<description>HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK



1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.  

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better? 

 **GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!**  .



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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 03:27:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Bible Confusion</title>
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			<dc:creator>fat-ugly-me</dc:creator>
			<description>the little girl was sitting with her grandmother, who had presented her with her first little children's Bible, in an easy-to-read translation, when she was very young. 



Now, a decade or so later, the elderly lady was ready to spend a few sweet moments handing down the big old family Bible, in the time-honored King James Version, to her only grandchild. 

       

Understandably excited, the youngster was asking a number of questions, both about the family members whose births and deaths  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 18:46:10 GMT</pubDate>
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